I always wonder what brings people to my blog….
So I find out on Analytics.
It seems that the Joost expose’ I had on here seems to have drawn a lot of attention from Google with more that 20 different search terms related to Joost (and the hooker of course) bringing people to my blog.
However there were some “interesting” ones in between all the Joost drama:
- bad driving - Seems to be an area of concern for some people. Enough to search for it on the internet.
- blog + penis enlargement + “powered by wordpress” - No, I’m not making this up. Seems that sex (or in this case body parts) still draws in the crowds! So in that spirit. Penis Vagina Penis Vagina Penis…… (Eat your hearts out SEO dudes)
- as you probably know height is a very sensitive issue in our society - As you know, I’m always sorry if I offend somebody. That goes for you too, shorty.
- blog+my living apart together relationship - I’m not going to even try to understand that.
- blogs about hatred and envy - Somebody clearly has some issues to work through.
- buy lovedoll pump - Shame. Love life a bit flat at the moment?
- hgh penis - What did I tell you! And WTF is hgh? Someone please enlighten me.
- im pmsing and i lost my phone - Are you sure your phone didn’t choose to be lost?
- interweb chick - Yes, I’m living with her.
- living with my exes - So do I. They’re buried in the backyard under the rose bushes (great fertiliser).
- weekend running - Sorry. I don’t run.
So after this enligtening list I have only one more thing to say. WTF?!?
February 25th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
“living with my exes - So do I. They’re buried in the backyard under the rose bushes (great fertiliser).”
That is the funniest thing I have read all day
Now I know what to feed my roses.
February 25th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Ah yes, good old google. I get som epretty crazy ones as well:) At least it’s traffic.
February 25th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Bwahahaha…I think I like your blog best, Scarecrow.
I remember that I got the most traffic from the search “granny joy” which was the name of my beloved late grandmother - not the kind of *granny joy* those people were searching for, if you know what I mean. I always hoped that they were thoroughly ashamed of themselves when they logged on to my little Mommy Blog.
February 25th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
@Tamara - Glad I could make you smile!
@Tom - I’m not complaining….
@TJF - You do realise that your comment is going to draw a whole new range of deviant to my blog? LOL
February 25th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
lovedoll… exes… weekend running… what have you been writing about baby?!?
interweb chick’s last blog post..Starting A Band, Baby, Starting A Band…
February 25th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Hahahahaha. I only write about you baby!
See. I told you I live with the Interweb chick!
February 25th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Your list is way more interesting than mine. People usually get to me by searching either for get well soon or molotov cocktail. The two aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive depending on which side of the cocktail you are when it’s airborne, right?
February 26th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Hi Glugster…. I am back… What brings people to your blog? Like Alice said: “Curiouser and curiouser”
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February 26th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Very funny. I’m going to put up a post like this as soon as I have enough funny search criteria.
8. im pmsing and i lost my phone - this one is my favourite.
February 28th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
I very seldom look how ppl got to visit my blog… anyway - hello to you guys!
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:26 am
Hey mister - what’s that pic at the top of your blog? Looks familiar?
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March 29th, 2009 at 2:53 am
Hello!
Very Interesting post! Thank you for such interesting resource!
PS: Sorry for my bad english, I’v just started to learn this language
See you!
Your, Raiul Baztepo
April 3rd, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Hello !Oh hubba hubba! Forget the sportscar, been there, done that, got the T shirt, wore it out, gave it to goodwill.
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